One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.
What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !
Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !
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