Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning,
and upon reading it burst into floods of tears.
"What's the
matter?" asked her companion.
"Oh dear," sobbed Auntie, "It's my
favorite nephew. He's got three
feet."
"Three feet?" exclaimed her
friend.
"Surely that's not possible?"
"Well," said Auntie,
"his mother's just written to tell me he's
grown another foot !"
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K
Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well, Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.
Which two letters are rotten for your teeth? D K
Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect? Without it would be a sick insect.
Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English "s"
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
What's the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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